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welcome to my socially awkward life

WELCOME TO MY SOCIALLY AWKWARD LIFE

i'm Maura. i like sex with girls and dancing in my underwear.
Single.18. Minnesota.
I like music and writing and things that are no good for me.
sarcastic asshole.
let me show you a good time.

I was never insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.
— Edgar Allan Poe (via believe-in-bitchcraft)

(via theskeletonsdance)

tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno

(via im0nmyw0rstbehavi0r)

webbabe:

a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay 

(via im0nmyw0rstbehavi0r)

I want the part of you that you refuse to give to anyone.
— (via makelvenotwar)

(Source: sunst0ne, via insomniacs-bedtime)

Q
What do you think dex would say?
from:Anonymous
A

Well I’m not planning to ask her right now. But if we were in a committed relationship with each other I guess I’d expect her to say yes. We talked about it before and I don’t think it would change if we were together in the future.

Q
Would you marry dex
from:Anonymous
A

Well I’d have to ask her first. But yes, I would

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.
— Calvin and Hobbes   (via -explosive)

(Source: hurtlamb, via im0nmyw0rstbehavi0r)

  • Me: do you like rough sex
  • Them: yeah lip biting is great
  • Me: no you don't understand
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